howdy howdy howdy
my fellow americans
she is here
fuuuuck i got hired at subway and i think i also got hired as a hostess and macys wants to interview me and some delivery company i applied for like three months ago emailed me back and want to interview me i was wrong I AM THE JOB KING
i wrote subway a letter about how intensely serious i am about being a fucking sandwich maker and they gave me an interview from it like tbh what kind of sane human is that intense about making sandwiches why would you even want that.
Intense sandwich love is management quality.
desperation is all i have going for me
getting simone to explain what she meant the other night
cooolblog is my favorite
i love all ur ugly ass men tho cool kid