jesuschristofborg:

howdy howdy howdy

my prize

jesuschristofborg:

howdy howdy howdy

my prize

jesuschristofborg:

my fellow americans

she is here

jesuschristofborg:

my fellow americans

she is here

in many ways, job interviews are a lot like dating sims, possibly why i excel so vastly 

fuuuuck i got hired at subway and i think i also got hired as a hostess and macys wants to interview me and some delivery company i applied for like three months ago emailed me back and want to interview me i was wrong I AM THE JOB KING

underscore4:

cooolblog:

i wrote subway a letter about how intensely serious i am about being a fucking sandwich maker and they gave me an interview from it like tbh what kind of sane human is that intense about making sandwiches  why would you even want that.

Intense sandwich love is management quality.

desperation is all i have going for me

voozu:

getting simone to explain what she meant the other night 

cooolblog is my favorite

i love all ur ugly ass men tho cool kid

this is the best scene in lost